sporks

You know it's "Christmas Break" and your kids have been watching way too much WALL E

when you hear a conversation about sporks:

      Sam:"I really want a spork, don't you, Mom?"

      Patrick: "If I had a spork, I'd put it in the fork section (of the drawer)."

      Paul:"If I had a spork, I'd put it where the spoons go." 

 I guess twins just have to assert their differences.